April 06, 2011 - Parody Face
So I’ve been sitting on this track for months waiting for when I’d be able to shoot the music video. So I figured I would release it out into the world and then hope the video can still be done for Dragon*con. (I don’t have the time or money right now!) Please have a listen. This is meant to be a joke (just in case you missed that part) about cosplayers and how silly all of this really is. There are few things I enjoy more than making fun of myself.
Costume Play - A parody of Poker Face by Lady Gaga
Vocals by Ginny McQueen
Music by Chad Jordan
Recording by Kyle Johnsen
Costume Play - Lyrics
I wanna cosplay like they do in Tokyo
Gundam, Cowboy Bebop, Sailor Moon and Naruto
(ka-wa-ii)
If your super-suave then you can dress as Tony Stark
But better get some dancers and a working robot heart
Oh, oh oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
In geek disguise, I tempt all the guys
Oh, oh oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
In geek disguise, I tempt all the guys
Can’t beat my, can’t beat my
No you can’t beat my Costume Play
((she can look like anybody))
Can’t beat my, can’t beat my
No you can’t beat my Costume Play
((she can look like anybody))
C-C-C-Costume Play C-C- Costume Play
C-C-C-Costume Play C-C- Costume Play
I’m gonna save up just to go to Dragon*Con
I’ll be Hermione and I’ll find myself a Ron
(I’m canon)
Vash the Stampede is not the same without a gun
And if you’re dressed as Spike you better stay out of the sun (sun)
Oh, oh oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
In geek disguise, I tempt all the guys
Oh, oh oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
In geek disguise, I tempt all the guys
Can’t beat my, can’t beat my
No you can’t beat my Costume Play
((she can look like anybody))
Can’t beat my, can’t beat my
No you can’t beat my Costume Play
((she can look like anybody))
C-C-C-Costume play C-C- Costume play
C-C-C-Costume play C-C- Costume play
I can’t stop to eat or sleep soon
take a break soon
cause I’m flowin’ with my sewing
I’m not crazy I’m just fixin’ my cosplay glue-gunnin’
Just like a model on a runway
take my pic in the convention hall
It’s fan-service, fan-service
Best in Show ‘cause I’m marvelous
Can’t beat my, can’t beat my
No you can’t beat my Costume Play
((she can look like anybody))
Can’t beat my, can’t beat my
No you can’t beat my Costume Play
((she can look like anybody))
Can’t beat my, can’t beat my
No you can’t beat my Costume Play
((she can look like anybody))
Can’t beat my, can’t beat my
No you can’t beat my Costume Play
((she can look like anybody))
C-C-C-Costume play C-C- Costume play
C-C-C-Costume play C-C- Costume play
C-C-C-Costume play C-C- Costume play
C-C-C-Costume play C-C- Costume play
C-C-C-Costume play C-C- Costume play
C-C-C-Costume play C-C- Costume play




